John Herbert

John Herbert (born February 4, 1914) is an elderly pedohebephile who lives on Spooner Street with his old, crippled dog, Jesse. He has a high-pitched, very soft, effeminate voice and with a slight whistle lisp. He is often seen wearing a light blue robe and slippers and uses a zimmer-frame walker to get around. He is a retired United States Army veteran. He becomes fixated on Chris in "To Love and Die in Dixie" when Chris took up a paper route and developed an unhealthy obsession with him. When the family returned from the South, he left 113 messages asking what had happened to the paper boy. Herbert frequently seems to make inappropriate, sexually-tinged comments to teenage boys. It is revealed later on that he is the eldest member of the Skull and Bones secret society. He is shown to be Roman Catholic and goes to the same church as the Griffins in "Boys Do Cry".

Family

 * Sandy - Granddaughter

Allies

 * Chris Griffin - Love Interest
 * Peter Griffin
 * Lois Griffin
 * Brian Griffin
 * Stewie Griffin
 * Meg Griffin
 * Tom Tucker
 * Bruce
 * Carl
 * Seamus Levine
 * Glenn Quagmire
 * Joe Swanson
 * Bonnie Swanson
 * Cleveland Brown
 * Mort Goldman
 * Elmer Hartman
 * Carter Pewterschmidt
 * Consuela
 * Mayor Adam West - Enemy Turned Ally

Enemies

 * Franz Gutantag - Long Time Enemy